So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
Randomize
