hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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