i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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