when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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