The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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