So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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