North Korea, Best Korea!
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Every concussion has its silver lining
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Randomize
