Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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