Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I think my vagina is haunted
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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