Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
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Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
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As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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