I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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