I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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