8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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