Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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