I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I smell stomach acid.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
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chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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