we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
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