so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
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Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
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If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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