her vagine was all disorganized.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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