I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
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as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
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Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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