Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
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Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
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How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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