is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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