His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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