My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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