Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I hope mine doesn't look like that
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Randomize
