When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Girls should come with a carfax report
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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