I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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