Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
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