I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
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