Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
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The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
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Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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