Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
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Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
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I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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