I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
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I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
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I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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