her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
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