Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Randomize
