Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Randomize
