It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
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just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
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I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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