i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
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When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
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I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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