just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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