it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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