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I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
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One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
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She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
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And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.