please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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