I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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