just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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