I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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