I checked into jail on foursquare
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
