Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
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How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
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I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
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