Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I would fuck him just for his dog
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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