is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
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