I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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