whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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