She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
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For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
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I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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