dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
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well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
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There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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