Don't make out with my wife yet
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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