Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
These tits shall not be calmed
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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