With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
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So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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